Jebb Harris/AP Photo, The OrangeCounty Register
Ryan Andrade, 4, reacts while performing with dancing brides from Suzanne's Dance Factory of Mission Viejo, Calif., to the tune of "Chapel of Love" Wednesday at The Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa, Calif. You write the cutline.
1. Seven Brides for One Brother! -- Steve Sibulsky.
2. Upon reaching heaven and being presented with his virgins, the young jihadist was shocked to discover that they were outspoken, American virgins -- Brent Andrews.
3. New FOX reality show: Who Wants to Marry a Pre-Schooler -- Nic.
HM: Everyone else (all good cutlines today).