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Marlen Uphaus shows an edible snail at a new built snail farm in Gut Scharpitz at the island of Ruegen, northern Germany, today. The snail farm will produce 25,000 snails per year for local restaurants. You write the cutline.
1. For the nature-loving set, Victoria’s Secret offers this thong panty in its fall collection — Brent Andrews (plus other terrific entries).
2. The new menu at Cafe Snail was a dismal failure after customers repeatedly complained about their dinner crawling off their plates — A Token D.
3. The democratic party ponders changing its mascot from the ass to the snail, to better represent the speed at which they get matters taken care of — Eyes&Ears.
HM: Cabbage Boy