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Sun., Aug. 19, 2007, 12:02 a.m.

RSPA: Most of Idaho Doesn’t Belong to Idahoans

Actually Idaho has a higher proportion of land owned by the US Government than any other state (look it up, private propertarian wingtards) and that means, quite simply, Idaho isn't even YOUR state you provincial pinheads. It's MY state too! and it's the INSANE CRIPS criminal street gang from Compton, California's state too! and it's the abortion clinic doctor from Arkansas's state too! and the Wiccan from Wisconsin's! Now, next time one of you rubes visits Riverfront Park to stand slack jawed and glazed eyes for hours staring at (as you'll tell them back in Blanchard or whatever hideous little town you jump started your Brat in to come visit) THE MAGIC GARBAGE GOAT! make sure to clean up after yourselves. How we hate stepping around those digusting little piles of leftover chipmunk bones and drool from your brown bag lunches.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.