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Rochelle Steffen is shown Wednesday at her Cape Girardeau, Mo., home as she displays the Michael Vick trading cards that were chewed by her 6-year-old Weimaraner named Monte and Roxie, her Great Dane puppy (not pictured). The cards were sold for charity in an eBay auction Wednesday as the winning bidder dished out $7,400, with the money expected to be donated to the Humane Society. You write the cutline.
1. Enthused because it’s the ‘dog days of August’, Monte nevertheless found he couldn’t lick the issue by himself, so he asked Roxie, a real card herself, to help him take a bite out of crime — John Austin.
2. After the briefing, Monte the dog thinks to himself, “Now that I know what Vick looks like, I know who to bite” — Idaho Escapee.
3. Go fish — OfCoffee.
HM: Dr. Chuckles