Huckleberries Online

'Mary Got Run Over By A Duane-Deer'

(sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)

Mary got run over by a Duane-Deer
Walking home from her last P&Z.
You can say there's no such thing as payback,
But as for me and Dixie, we believe.

She'd been conspirin' with Dan Gookin,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd heard Spencer was nearby,
So she rushed outside into the snow.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.





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