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Van Miguel Hartless of Fair Haven, Vt., looks at the Burger King sandwich he claims contained an unwrapped condom in it. A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside is suing the owner of the restaurant. You write the cutline.
1. "What's his beef?" asked the manager. "He said he wanted condom mints on his Whopper" -- John Austin.
2. Everyone knows the Burger King puts a condom on his Whopper. It is the only reason the Dairy Queen has agreed to date him -- ThomG.
3. Consumers are having mixed reactions to the Extra Value Options that Burger King offers. As the Fast Food Chain Wars heat up, Van Miguel now worries what McDonald's Super Size meals contain -- MamaJD.
HM: Joan Harman