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Marmitetoasty: Explains Who The Heck Eric Is

re: Marmitetoasty (our own Brit) explains a typical day in her house below. You can find the rest of the post here.

Me today/this evening not 30 minutes ago on the phone to me plumber/central heating matie…..

me - Gordon, thank goodness your in…. can you come round its life or death…..

Gordon - Mel, calm down, whats happened to the boys….

me - deep breath, its not the boys Gorden its Eric… please please can you come round now…..

Gordon - calm down Mel and tell me whats happened, talk to me on me mobile whilst I come round… what on earths up and WHO THE HELL IS ERIC…

me - Eric is our 14 inch mean lean biting machine Bose Lizard….we saved him from a neglectful home about 3 weeks ago, he was real mean but he loves us now and dont bite that much, well he did bite Jacobs lip and I thought he would need stitches but he didnt…

Gordon - You named a Lizard Eric? … tut tut tut giggles …

DFO: Marmitetoasty, can you explain why you don’t have a blob? This is a hoot.

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