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Take 5 — Or Dave Checks In w/Bits O’ Wisdom

1. “First ladies? I’ve never thought about them all that much. What makes a good first lady or President, for that matter? Perhaps they’re just all average people who find themselves thrust into extraordinary circumstances.”

2. “OOOH! OOOH! What kind of Books would be featured in the Dubya Bush Prezzidential library? I kinda think there’d be lotsa Dr. Seuss books in there.”

3. “My parents contributed for YEARS to the Bible Book Nook sign. Nothing wrong with signs like that. Especially when TV programs, political candidates and society in general can be so consistently patently offensive.”

4. “Coe guilty? And here I thought all these years that he sold tons of real estate and didn’t have time to get into trouble. All kidding aside, he is STILL dangerous.”

5. “Saddam is gone, irretrievably gone. Probably good. I think people on death row in this country should thank their lucky stars they’re not incarcerated in Iraq. Old Joke: A hanging was postponed. The guy who was gonna be hanged thot to himself, ‘no noose is good noose!’”

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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