Wearing traditional dress for a symbolic wedding two-years-old Nikos, center, as groom, kisses his bride Katja, right, while the kids celebrate the story of so-called "Bird's Marriage" in Panschwitz, eastern Germany, earlier today. Benno, left, looks on. You write the cutline/AP Photo.
1. The devestated best man's under-the-influence toast, delivered moments after this picture was taken, confirmed the long-held suspicions of many that he had his own feelings for the bride. He held them in for a good 2 1/2 years, but everything just came spilling once he'd had too much to drink... that darn apple juice will get you every time -- Transplanted Texan.
2. Toddler_Weddings_Without_Pressure.org, the sister group to birthdayswithoutpressure.org, is taking a stand against elaborate child weddings. Says one parent, "These days, it just goes too far and enough is enough" -- MamaJD.
3. With a sad look on his face, John Beutler watches Duane and Sandi pretend to kiss and make up knowing full well it just aint for real -- Keithincda.
HM: Brent Andrews
Originally posted at 10:37 a.m.