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OTV: I Tried to Watch Kroc Chat But …

(Yawn) Oh, I haven't slept that good in ages. I made it about 15 minutes in to the meeting and I was out like a light. For some odd reason, I had a long, elaborate dream that I worked at a plant shop and we sold exotic plants, like orange velvet ferns and big rat-eating venus flytraps that drooled pink foam. These plants were illegal though, so there was this constant fear that the police would show up and bust us. We were all a-twitter at one point because Lindsey Lohan and her mom Dina were coming in to check out our plants, but they weren't plants anymore, they were designer kitchen aprons. I woke up and to my amazement, the City Council was still blathering on nearly three hours later ...

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.