... sorta.

In our opinion, Paris Hilton is an inexplicable American celebrity and socialite, both of which rely solely on her status as heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. She provides hope to underachievers all over the world who believe a GED and alleged herpes is a solid foundation atop which to build their dreams.

Full story and petition available here

Question: How long do you think Paris Hilton should stay in jail for her crimes against American society and good taste?

Hat Tip: MamaJD

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