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Huckleberries Online

Wild Card/Wednesday — 3/7/07

Enforced Bachelorhood Day 3 -- The beans and cornbread are running low. Stickman's huckleberry jam is half gone. Out of milk. I forgot to bring my lunch to work today. So, I'll be dining on a stuft burrito at Taco Bell or spiced chicken sandwiches at Carl's Jr. The dog has been eating well -- two squares a day, thanx to Wondering's suggestion, plus Milk Bone treats, cheese and a dab of milk in the dry dog food. I'll be making some tough choices soon to avoid starvation -- Mom's place or brother Ray's place for dinner? Or I'll have to forage to see if the Queen of the House left the frozen dinners in refrigerator freezer or the big one in the garage. I haven't made the bed since the QOTH left. Then, I don't have to. I sleep like a baby. No tossing and turning. So, it's almost made when I crawl back in. The mess around the house remains static since I hardly was home yesterday. Now, for your Wild Card ...



Huckleberries Online

D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.