Nazareth players celebrate their win over Laneville during the UIL Class 1A Division II boys basketball final in Austin, Texas, Saturday. Nazareth won 52-43. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Rodolfo Gonzalez)

Top Cutlines

1. Arm-y of One -- JohnA.

2. In a blur of flailing arms, raised fists, finger pointing, and outcries the members of team ‘Nahz’ swiftly offered up their best, hopefully convincing, proclamations, Hey-tvelt! We really, really don't know anything 'bout that Mary, that you claim you found in our locker-shroom! The only Mary we know ‘bout goes by, Magellan, not Jane. And, we ain’t Joshin’!" -- Superman.

3. "Could somebody give me a hand?" -- A Token D.

HM: Cabbage Boy

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