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DFO Gets Imus Award from Anonymous Demo

The Coalition for a New Democratic Majority has awarded me the Don Imus Award for "doing (my) part to create the new Democratic majority. I got a wonderful three-color certificate in the mail (with color photo of Imus wearing a black hat and frowning) in the mail. From an anonymous sender from Spokane, of course. The wording on the certificate said:

By attacking other religious beliefs and nonbeliefs D.F. Oliveria has driven those people into the Democratic Party. By attacking environmentalists, D.F. Oliveria has driven Republican environmentalists into the Democratic Party. By atacking gays, D.F. Oliveria has driven Log Cabin Republicans into the Democratic Party. By attacking women's reproductive rights, D.F. Oliveria has driven women into the Democratic Party. By attacking science, D.F. Oliveria has driven scientists into the Democratic Party. David F. Oliveria is fully deserving of the Don Imus Award because his writings typify the Don Imus approach.

DFO: I, I ... I ... I'm so choked up ... I can hardly speak. But I will say this: I love living rent free in someone's alleged mind.

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.