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Spanish bullfighter Jose Tomas is butted by the bull during a bullfight in Guadalajara, Mexico, Sunday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines

1. The cost of health care would not be nearly as high if proctologists didn't have to put up with getting stuck with swords before every exam -- Go Figure.

2. Jose Tomas the famous body piercing expert loved finding new bobyparts to practise his self piercing methods upon -- Marmitetoasty.

3. Ole'! Or in English, enema -- Cabbage Boy.

HM: Brent Andrews

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