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A court side spectator loses his food as Los Angeles Clippers' Ruben Patterson jumps over him and other fans while running for a loose ball during the first half of an NBA basketball game against the Houston Rockets, Monday in Los Angeles. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. The local health district went to extreme measures to prevent people from eating high-fat foods at the game -- A Token D.

2. A spectator reaches for his tomato during auditions Monday for Dancing with the Stars -- Jojo.

3. Guy on right with blue cap: This ruben on rye doesn't taste right. It could use a little more kick! -- Cabbage Boy.

HM: KeithinCDA

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