Scott Mason/Winchester Star, AP Photo

Precious, right, a 6-week-old kitten, gets a meal from Honey, a 7-year-old dog in Stephens City, Va., recently. The golden retriever _ had not given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing the role of mother. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Although inconceivable to Honey, and udderly ridiculous to Precious, the two became bosum buddies -- JohnA.

2. On that wonderous day the lion shall lie down with the lamb and the dog shall give suck to the kitten -- Apple Valley Sally.

3. Classic example of a Politicians who represent themselves as something and are really something else. They are willing to suck on any Government bosum as long as the money keeps coming -- Phil Thompson.

HM: Idaho Escapee

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