Jeff Chiu/AP Photo
Republican presidential hopeful former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, right, plays guitar with a member of the Boogiewoogers band at a rally in Des Moines, Iowa, Tuesday. You write the cutline.

Best Cutlines:

1. There once was a man named Huckabee
Who was a Presidential wannabe
But his views were extreme
And it shattered his dream
Now he's a Corporal in the Kiss Army -- Average Joe.

2. As a budding Evangelical, I hereby condemn this photo and Mike Huckabee. Music is the Devil's work, and dancing or shaking the booty is his tonic! -- James Bond.

3. Try as he might, Huckabee could no more match Fred Thompson's Tennessee twang than the Razorbacks could beat the Vols -- Brent Andrews.

HM: John Austin

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