The tie was the surprise hit of the night. What a very presidential shade of blue! What a crispy white collar! Somehow, it works, looking especially patriotic when he's standing next to Ol' Crazy Eyes in her awful red hooker dress. Speaking of Laura, how has she managed to keep her hair looking exactly the same for soooo many years? Is that a wig? Fess up. C'mon girl, you can afford the best stylist Gay Washington has to offer! You can take the frump out of Texas, but you can't take the Texas out of the frump, I guess. What gives with Nancy P's bruise purple power-lapels? U.g.l.y.(And what gives with the non-stop eye blinking thing? Blinkety-blink-blink - i can't stop watching her do it!). Condi wins, looking smashing as usual in a nice ivory waist coat with some attractive black stitching and humongous buttons. Oh, and her standard Ferragamo shoes of course. They're good for all that standing up and sitting down. I still miss the days of the hair flip, bring it back! And Condi, what gives with the sourpuss tonight? Another tiff with your live-in girlfriend?

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