Republican presidential hopeful, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney goes through a security screening on the tarmac of the the airport in St. Petersburg, Fla., Wednesday, prior to boarding his charter plane. (AP Photo/LM Otero)

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1. The TSA officer was later chastised and threatened with a memo of reprimand for scanning a presidential candidate with the wand set to detect bullsh** on "low" -- Bob.

2. Give the TSA guy a break. He was just checking for a pulse in Romney's campaign. After all, Jerry Seinfeld's stolen puffy shirt was spotted on Romney after he lost his shirt in Florida -- Dick Haugen.

3. "Hey, take it easy - say, you look familiar. My cousin, you say - from Great-Grandpa's ninth wife? Ah, well, you see, we don't talk about that" -- JohnA.

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