Students from Texas A&M and The University of Texas at Austin use beer bongs to drink a whole can of beer at one time on the beach at South Padre Island Saturday afternoon. The weekend marks the beginning of Texas Week, the busiest week of the spring break season for the island. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Monitor, Kirsten Luce)
1. Just mix a beer bong/With a tiny sheer thong/(It truly seems quite achievable); But add two or three/And quickly you'll see/The result is not inconceivable -- JohnA.
2. Aspiring politicians complete their all-important "I have made mistakes" training -- A Token D.
3. AA Training Wheels -- ThomG
HM: Brent Andrews