New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer announces his resignation as wife, Silda, watches during a news conference at his office Wednesday in New York. Spitzer resigned in disgrace after getting caught in a call-girl scandal that shattered his corruption-fighting, straight-arrow image. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)
1. “I. Did not. Have. Sex. With that woman (Silda). In fact she made me pay for it elsewhere” — CindyH.
2. Spitzer’s plan for he and Silda to vacation at Sun Valley goes downhill quick when she questions it: “Idaho now, Elliot?” “Don’t be silly,” said her husband. “She still da ho, you still da wife” — John Austin.
3. But dear, she was only helping me with my zipper, it was stuck — Dusty Rhoads.