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New APhoto of the Day w/Top Cutlines -- 3/12/08

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer announces his resignation as wife, Silda, watches during a news conference at his office Wednesday in New York. Spitzer resigned in disgrace after getting caught in a call-girl scandal that shattered his corruption-fighting, straight-arrow image. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin)

Top Cutlines

1. "I. Did not. Have. Sex. With that woman (Silda). In fact she made me pay for it elsewhere" -- CindyH.

2. Spitzer's plan for he and Silda to vacation at Sun Valley goes downhill quick when she questions it: "Idaho now, Elliot?" "Don't be silly," said her husband. "She still da ho, you still da wife" -- John Austin.

3. But dear, she was only helping me with my zipper, it was stuck -- Dusty Rhoads.

HM: MikeS

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.





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