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A gosling looks for food in front of a plastic coyote posted as a scarecrow on a lawn, in Tewksbury, Mass., Thursday. The plastic model is designed to scare away geese and keep them off the lawn, but appeared to have little effect on the young bird. You write the cutline.
1. Big Bad Wolf: …. the better to EAT you with. Little Chick: Yeah, yeah, yeah - I’ve heard all your lines and BS. Quiet, I’m eating. But, hey, if you call me Sweetie, I’ll follow you anywhere/JeanieSpokane.
2. “Fake coyote? (expletive), I useta read Huckleberries and I seen da HARELIP BABY! Now that’ll scare ya right offa ya feed!”/Bob.
3. This sums up Dan “Goose Chase” Gookin: scary but ineffectual/MamaJD