Salvatore Di Nolfi/Keystone, AP
German artist Arnd Drossel runs in his steel ball “Inner Balance” on the lake in Geneva, Switzerland, during training Wednesday. You write the cutline.
1. It’s a piece of exercise equipment, a hamster ball, and a salad shooter all in one! Call now and we’ll throw in a set of ginsu knives for free! They chop, they dice, they even cut metal!/StacyL.
2. Secret Service agents need a little mechanical help to keep up with Barack Obama’s messiah act/Family Phil.
3. Are they going to provide one of these for each of the people in the local flooded areas? That way they can just walk to the nearest town for help/Shannon.
HM: Cindy Hval