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Victoria's Secret models arrive by yacht to the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach, Fla., earlier today You write the cutline.

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1. Frenchman to crew: "Bonjour, mi ami 'beaches'" -- John Austin.
2. The girls salute smartly as they are about to jump into the drink one by one to test out their surgically installed dual flotation devices -- The Oracle.
3. "Why does the captain want to know how much my ankles weigh?" "Yeah, and why did he say to look to Starbucks? I don't see a Starbucks!" -- Family Phil.

HM: Poolman & Pecky

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