Illustration: Get Out! North Idaho

OrangeTV: Fortune cookie received from Dragon House on Appleway in Cd'A on 9/16, the day after "Black Monday" when the stock market did its worst one-day freakout since the 1930's. I don't actually own any stocks, but still thought the timing was rather noteworthy.)

Question: Can you think of a fortune cookie message that would sum up your current life?

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