Porterhouse sits on the throne after being crowned the winner of the 30th Drake Relays Beautiful Bulldog Contest on Monday in Des Moines, Iowa. The bulldog is owned by Kevin and Erin Bell, of Des Moines, Iowa. The pageant kicks off the Drake Relays festivities at Drake University where a bulldog is the mascot. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Public breastfeeding makes you queasy? Fine. I'll clean my nose instead -- JeanieS.
• 2. Porterhouse gives a demonstration of how he won the talent portion of the competition -- Shannon.
• 3. When asked what he would do next Porterhouse replied, “As soon as I can get this stupid crown off my head I’m going to participate in Earth Day by fertilizing the lawn – Organically - if you know what I mean -- Poolman.
• HM: RedMan