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I Never Promised You A Rose Garden

Posted by DFO

Dec. 3, 2009 10:45 a.m. • 6 comments

I don’t know which clever photoshopper first produced this image of Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, after Woods’ recent, early-morning crash (mebbe Shabooty.com). But it’s all over the Internet. (This could be the original photo here.) I’ve received copies of it from several of you. Anyone know where it comes from? It’s certainly a hoot. BTW, I’m not a golfer. Is that a wedge Elin is holding?

Six comments on this post so far. Add yours!

Pecky on December 03 at 11:02 a.m.
It is a nine iron which a lady can hit aboooout.. 120 yards oooor two teeth. Hey bloggers! it is time to start leaving the your golf bag at the Country Club
Cabbage Boy on December 03 at 11:24 a.m.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name?: Cheetah

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.

Who among us doesn’t hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!

Tiger’s new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Tiger Woods is owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.

When asked how many times she hit tiger with the club, she said “I’m not sure…………..just put me down for a 5”
mia on December 03 at 12:24 p.m.
Those are great CB!
Cis on December 03 at 1:38 p.m.
Kelly Ripa showed one of the New York papers with the picture with Cheetah written across it, on Regis and Kelly Live..
ejs on December 03 at 3:32 p.m.
I may not have millions and I may not play golf as well as I would like and people don’t adore me, but ya know what, I love my wife and respect her enought to not have cheated on her so I guess that accounts for something.
Anyone who cheats on their spouce and keeps it a secret is bad and I can’t make a cause if I don’t know but anyone who lets me know that they have, well, they’re a POS in my book always will be.
Cabbage Boy on December 03 at 4:00 p.m.
EJS, you play golf better than me, but so does most everybody, so I can’t say I adore you.

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Huckleberries Online was judged the best 2008 Idaho newspaper blog by the Idaho Press Club. And the best 2007 news blog in the Pacific Northwest by the Society for Professional Journalist. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.