Attendees gather to attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of Santa’s Elves, in New York, Monday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
Top Cutlines
- 1. A confused young blonde women is turned away by promoters after asking for a stout beer and wanting to sing ‘Jailhouse Rock’, thinking the gathering was for a Guinness and to make an Elvis record — JohnA.
- 2. But Santa, I’ve been a good girl, just ask all these Elves! — Charlie.
- 3. Everybody wants to be an Elvish impersonator — Nic.
- HM: Charles Dixon
JohnA on December 08 at 9:05 a.m.
A confused young blonde women is turned away by promoters after asking for a stout beer and wanting to sing ‘Jailhouse Rock’, thinking the gathering was for a Guinness and to make an Elvis record.
nic on December 08 at 9:08 a.m.
Where’s Waldo.
nic on December 08 at 9:09 a.m.
Everybody wants to be an Elvish impersonator.
factchecker on December 08 at 9:16 a.m.
The elf wannabes were all ears as they listened to Santa’s welcoming address.
Charles_Dixon on December 08 at 10:20 a.m.
Meanwhile, the GDP slipped by approximately .000334% Monday as worker productivity inexplicably slid on a steep single day decline. Experts say that the dramatic increase in Christmas spirit also noted on that same day, while perhaps enough to power Santa’s sleigh this year, won’t be enough to avoid further layoffs and the continuing effects of the recession.
brentandrews on December 08 at 11:23 a.m.
The Palinites have been turning out in droves for the former governor’s book tour.
Charlie on December 08 at 12:25 p.m.
But Santa, I’ve been a good girl, just ask all these Elves!
mike_s on December 08 at 5:20 p.m.
LOL, Nic.