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APhoto Of The Day — 12.10.09

Posted by DFO

Dec. 10, 2009 4:55 p.m. • 17 comments

Dressed as a combination Elvis and Santa Claus, Tom Pall waves a sign advertising for a colon hydrotherapy clinic Wednesday in Las Vegas. Pall, who has been waving the sign for four hours a day for the past three months, said he gets 40-50 people a day honking, taking pictures or yelling “All right Elvis!” You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Las Vegas Sun, Sam Morris)

Top Cutlines

1. Ho Ho Hose, merry cleansing — Nic.
2. When four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses drove by and heard the fake Santa yell “Ho, Ho, Ho”, the fourth galpal stuck her head out the window and yelled back “Oh, yeah, what about me?” — JohnA.
3. If they do a half-@ssed job, would it be a semi-colon cleansing? — Cabbage Boy.
HM: Phaedrus.

17 comments on this post so far. Add yours!

Pecky on December 10 at 8:45 a.m.
Thumbs Up!… or is it thumb?
MatthewRoot on December 10 at 8:56 a.m.
Santa Elvis get all shook up, then lets it all out.
Soaf on December 10 at 9:04 a.m.
Elvis advertises a new twist to “The Crying Game”.
nic on December 10 at 9:07 a.m.
Ho Ho Hose, merry cleansing.
JeanieSpokane on December 10 at 9:12 a.m.
Excellent, Nic!
Phaedrus on December 10 at 9:27 a.m.
Elvis is dead, he’s going rogue!
Digger on December 10 at 9:46 a.m.
No cutline - just, wow. :-)
moscow_minidoka on December 10 at 10:16 a.m.
The best treatment after spending 3 seconds with Sarah Palin.
Cabbage Boy on December 10 at 10:42 a.m.
Helping the addict gamblers pull their head out, one colon at a time.

To beat JohnA to the punch,

If they do a half-@ssed job, would it be a semi-colon cleansing?
JohnA on December 10 at 10:43 a.m.
When four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses drove by and heard the fake Santa yell “Ho, Ho, Ho”, the fourth galpal stuck her head out the window and yelled back “Oh, yeah, what about me?”
JohnA on December 10 at 10:49 a.m.
Excellent, CB.

i was thinking if they had a run of long-haul truckers coming to the clinic, would they complain about the use of too many semi-colons?
Cindy_H on December 10 at 10:51 a.m.
Great one, CB :-)
Phaedrus on December 10 at 10:55 a.m.
When Elvis starts singing Blue Moon, the hose has been in too long.
hhuseland on December 10 at 12:50 p.m.
Lonely Gay switches tactics.
Charlie on December 10 at 1:00 p.m.
A whole lota shakin going on!
nic on December 10 at 3:08 p.m.
Elvis impersonator Tom Pall points the way to Sarah Palin’s book signing.
Charlie on December 10 at 3:20 p.m.
Tom Pall does his rendition of “Oh what a feeling.”