Santa looks for a little help during a photo as Cameron Dirr, center right, 11 months, of Green Township, starts to cry as his older bother Jaycob, right, 11, attempts to calm him on Saturday in Delhi, Ohio. Cousin Timothy Kemplin, 9 months, of Green Township, looks on. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Enquirer, Ernest Coleman)
Top Cutlines:
- 1. “Yeah, I know, kid. You stood outside all night with your folks and all you got was a lousy signature” — John Austin.
- 2. (tie) Little Larry Spencer cries, “You people are either stupid or gullible! This guy Claus is just making stuff up. Don’t believe it! Don’t believe it!” — Idaho Dad, and: Digger bursts into tears after Santa asks a stupid technical question — Taryn.
- 3. Bent, spokelooneh… Santa doesn’t care about global warming. So please stop arguing about it — Nic.
- HM: Phaedrus
Pecky on December 14 at 9:00 a.m.
“..8 barbies!!! who do you think you are kid.. Tiger??”
Phaedrus on December 14 at 9:02 a.m.
Santa Hosak looks exasperated as little Jimmy Brannon continues to cry that mean. little Mikey Kennedy got five extra wishes for Christmas. Baby Mike gives Jimmy one of his infamous “Bite Me” looks.
Cabbage Boy on December 14 at 9:10 a.m.
Santa can tell from glance which child is the liberal. Easy he sez, it is the one on my left.
Smacky on December 14 at 9:30 a.m.
Will someone please get Glenn Beck off my lap?
tarynahecker on December 14 at 9:37 a.m.
Digger bursts into tears after Santa asks a stupid technical question.
nic on December 14 at 9:43 a.m.
Bent, spokelooneh… Santa doesn’t care about global warming. So please stop arguing about it.
Soaf on December 14 at 9:44 a.m.
It wasn’t me!!!!!!! It was Santa!!!!
nic on December 14 at 9:47 a.m.
I farted on Santa’s lap, now Christmas is going to stink for me.
nic on December 14 at 9:48 a.m.
Santa wants a new job for Christmas.
IdahoDad on December 14 at 10:03 a.m.
Little Larry Spencer cries, “You people are either stupid or gullible! This guy Claus is just making stuff up. Don’t believe it! Don’t believe it!”
sue on December 14 at 11:22 a.m.
Taryn, that’s hilarious.
tarynahecker on December 14 at 11:29 a.m.
Thought you’d like that one, Sue :)
Laughing on December 14 at 12:20 p.m.
Santa always loved you best!
lew2nl on December 14 at 12:30 p.m.
Santa looks askance as he realizes his pants legs are becoming warmer and warmer.
JeanieSpokane on December 14 at 1:21 p.m.
“Mommeeeee” cried Santa.
JohnA on December 14 at 1:40 p.m.
“Yeah, I know, kid. You stood outside all night with your folks and all you got was a lousy signature”.
mike_s on December 14 at 2:12 p.m.
Santa, baby
hhuseland on December 14 at 4:23 p.m.
Cameron is devastated when he finds Santa is fatter than he.