The helmets of Danish riot police fog up as they push back demonstrators outside the Bella Center, the venue of the U.N. Climate Conference in Copenhagen earlier today. The largest climate change conference is underway in Copenhagen, aiming to secure an agreement on how to protect the world from calamitous global warming. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Peter Dejong)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. As everyone tries out their all-climate headgear, most experience a normal British foggy day, while Bridgett, in the back, breaks out in song, “On a clear day”/JeanieS.
• 2. A group of Scrubbing Bubbles became lost on their way to the bathtub drain -- Smacky.
• 3. Unable to define global warming causeds a delegate pointed out the fog gathering under the face guards of police as proof positive that global warming is human caused. The conference is now calling for a ban on excessive breathing -- Herb Huseland.
• HM: Pecky Cox