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APhoto Of The Day — 12.17.09

Posted by DFO

Dec. 17, 2009 5 p.m. • 17 comments

In this June 11, 2009, file photo, Elin Nordegren talks to her husband, Tiger Woods during the first quarter of Game 4 of the NBA basketball finals in Orlando, Fla. Despite recent multiple allegations of marital infidelity, Woods has been selected by the AP as the athlete of the decade. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip, File)

Top Cutlines:

1. You are worth a billion dollars, why do you wanna stop at Denny’s? — Cabbage Boy.
2. Elin says: “Oh, you’re such a lying cheater, Tiger.” Tiger hears: “Oh, you’re such a lion cheetah, Tiger” — Nic.
3. Tiger agrees to go clubbin’ after the game, unaware that his wife had another version in mind — JohnA.
HM: Duffer, Laughing & Pecky

17 comments on this post so far. Add yours!

shellzbellz on December 17 at 9:48 a.m.
Ya baby, I’m the Athlete of the Decade, uh huh!
nic on December 17 at 9:49 a.m.
Elin Nordegren has been selected by the AP as the jilted wife of the decade.
Duffer on December 17 at 9:58 a.m.
You may be Athlete of the Decade but you’re going to be such a loser in Divorce Court.
Smacky on December 17 at 10:11 a.m.
“a@@ whole”

And she looks so sweet saying it…
JamesBond on December 17 at 10:23 a.m.
I don’t believe golfers are athletes anymore than I believe Monopoly players are athletes.
Cabbage Boy on December 17 at 10:24 a.m.
You are worth a billion dollars, why do you wanna stop at Denny’s?
JohnA on December 17 at 10:51 a.m.
Elin tells Tiger his new nickname will be ‘Cheetah’.
otisgexperience on December 17 at 10:51 a.m.
“Oh, Honey. I’m so glad I married a celebrity who keeps such a low profile.”
nic on December 17 at 10:54 a.m.
Elin says: “Oh, you’re such a lying cheater, Tiger.”
Tiger hears: “Oh, you’re such a lion cheetah, Tiger.”
JohnA on December 17 at 10:54 a.m.
Tiger agrees to go clubbin’ after the game, unaware that his wife had another version in mind.
nic on December 17 at 10:56 a.m.
Tiger: “What do you mean wrong hole?”
Elin: “Not hole. Ho. Wrong ho.”
nic on December 17 at 10:59 a.m.
nic’s stragey for cutline entries: quantity, not quality. Ironically, that’s the same strategy Tiger Woods used in selecting mistresses.
Charlie on December 17 at 11:14 a.m.
Oh Tiger, you just made me the richest women in the world!
Pecky on December 17 at 11:18 a.m.
..What do you mean you didn’t “really” do it with her??!! a gimme is a gimme!!
Laughing on December 17 at 12:06 p.m.
“Does the name Lorena Bobbit mean anything to you, dear?”
hhuseland on December 17 at 12:17 p.m.
“Sure, Darling, I certainly believe that all of these women were just room service waitresses. Thanks for the memories, oh yah, and the 85 million, too. Bye!”
nic on December 17 at 12:51 p.m.
Tiger, I heard DFO say that he’s looking for models for a men of HBO calendar. You should do it.