College students from vocational schools in Tokyo and Osaka, western Japan, react to cheerleaders’ performance during a joint pep ceremony to launch their job-hunting in Tokyo Thursday. About 3,000 job seekers gathered for the annual event amid the global economic slump. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Koji Sasahara)
Top Cutlines:
- 1. Two unidentified Japansese girls hold Sarah Palin up to a crowd of students during a Lizards of Satan rally in Japan. Palin was in Japan to kick off her 2012 fundraising campaign. Palin told the crowd that she couldn’t wait to see Godzilla in person — Joker
- 2. The economic downturn in the media gets more obvious as ‘hitcount’ Olivera’s photos get ever more cheeky — Cabbage Boy.
- 3. I see London, I see France; Yoko’s got no underpants!” — CindyH
- HM: Bob
Cindy_H on February 05 at 9:06 a.m.
“I see London, I see France
Yoko’s got no underpants!”
Arch_Druid on February 05 at 9:09 a.m.
The team Obama needs to “cheerlead” his economic stimulus plan through Congress.
Cabbage Boy on February 05 at 9:21 a.m.
The economic downturn in the media gets more obvious as ‘hitcount’ Olivera’s photos get ever more cheeky.
toadman on February 05 at 9:26 a.m.
In Japan, “joint pep ceremony,” means something entirely different, dude.
JohnA on February 05 at 11:25 a.m.
Japan’s famous but unfortunate Siamese Triplets make a rare appearance.
Bob on February 05 at 11:58 a.m.
Robot Technician III Roger clicked on the HBO Photo of the Day cutline contest and gestured to his supervisor, Robot Technician IV Tim, to come over.
“We should fire up the Zoltran 5000 and see if that new pattern recognition post organo-cerebro semiotics expressive unit is working good, have old Zoltran submit a cutline” Roger said.
“Are you serious? The hydro-dynamical cold fusion cooling unit is still unstable according to the Professor, we’ve got a nuclear mini-reactor running this dude.” Tim replied.
“C’mon man, you know you wanna” Roger said.
“Well, it’s just some cute cheerleaders, heck, I know his Japanese schoologirl stimuli awareness software is copacetic, I installed that packet myself.” Tim said.
Roger and Tim wheeled Zoltran 5000 over to the computer monitor and pressed his start button.
Meanwhile, 13.7 kilometers away, in a bucolic spring meadow with splashes of wild naturalized daffodils blooming, Dr. Karl Eischenstiffel PhD, the world’s renowned and Nobel Prize winning expert on nuclear robotics enjoyed a rare escape from his laboratory. He was picnicking with his fiancee, the lovely and zaftig Professor of Jungian Hegelian-Analysis, Hulda Rosenmuller when he noticed all of the songbirds that had only seconds before been singing sweet and beautiful spring birdsongs of love and reproduction, suddenly grew silent. He glanced at the sky and noticed how bright it was becoming. Brighter and brighter. As bright as a million suns.
Sisyphus on February 05 at 12:05 p.m.
Hulda?
Joker on February 05 at 1:32 p.m.
Two unidentified Japansese girls hold Sarah Palin up to a crowd of students during a Lizards of Satan rally in Japan. Palin was in Japan to kick off her 2012 fundraising campaign. Palin told the crowd that she couldn’t wait to see Godzilla in person.