A Celebes Crested Macaque, left, looks back in Singapore where its national zoo is actively involved in the conservation and education of wildlife reserves. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Wong Maye-E)
Top Cutlines (courtesy of JeanieSpokane):
HM. Nick Adams - for being the 144th cutline blogger to say “Does this _______________ make my butt look big?
Cabbage Boy on February 20 at 8:18 a.m.
Pucker up?
moscow_minidoka on February 20 at 8:24 a.m.
DFO spends some leisure time recovering from his colonoscopy.
JeanieSpokane on February 20 at 8:36 a.m.
Kiss my ruby red you-know-what!
Charlie on February 20 at 8:42 a.m.
Worst case of hemorrhoids seen by man or monkey.
toadman on February 20 at 9:03 a.m.
moscow_minidoka wins.. hands down.
nicely done.
moscow_minidoka on February 20 at 9:14 a.m.
You’re a sweetheart,Toad. Of course, we’re looking at a female here… but I couldn’t resist.
toadman on February 20 at 9:21 a.m.
Of course… but obviously visible female parts aside… I only say you win because you beat me to the punchline… it’s almost word for word what I was going to write…
;-)
My other line was going to be something like:
“It’s estrous, for the rest of us.”
Sparky on February 20 at 9:25 a.m.
What a bummer!
Pecky on February 20 at 9:27 a.m.
Now I know what happened to “Predator”!!!!.. a macaque swallowed him..!
nic on February 20 at 10:01 a.m.
Your macaque’s butt is so big… she’s the taller sitting down than she is standing up!
Joker on February 20 at 10:02 a.m.
Moscow, that is really funny.
marmitetoasty on February 20 at 10:09 a.m.
Never squeeze a pimple…..
x
nic on February 20 at 10:10 a.m.
DFO sues for malpractice after a freak botox incident with his proctologist.
DFO on February 20 at 10:14 a.m.
MM; Nic just creeped up into a tie for first. And Marmie’s coming up fast. Mebbe I should judge the contest when I’m still woozy late this p.m. It’d be fun later to see who I chose. Or … someone out there can volunteer to judge the contest for me? Send me your top 3 plus an honorable mention via e-mail? To be posted tonight. What do you say?
Nick_Adams on February 20 at 10:34 a.m.
Does this fur coat make my butt look big?
JohnA on February 20 at 12:19 p.m.
“Ah, what are planning on doin’ with that hose, Doc?”
marmitetoasty on February 20 at 12:48 p.m.
Does me body look big in this?..
x
Aliasjax on February 20 at 1:05 p.m.
Genetic scientists working on behalf of corporate America’s executives display the early results of experiments designed to create the ass that kisses back. It’s an employee appreciation initiative expected to make workers feel better about getting screwed with low pay and shrinking benefits. “It’s a first of its kind program,” said one CEO. “People have been kissing my butt for 30 years and now I’ll be able to reciprocate.”
Escapee on February 20 at 1:07 p.m.
Cutline: (a paraphrase from an old joke)
That creature could sit on a dime and tell whether it was heads or tails.
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On another topic:
Colonoscopy time draws near
You’ll get thru it, have no fear
Don’t get shocked or awed
It’s not a cattle prod
They use to examine your rear!
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hhuseland on February 20 at 7:55 p.m.
Now THAT’S a target any male can appreciate.
yabetcha on February 21 at 8:40 p.m.
That ain’t nuttin. Want me to turn around?