Arrow-right Camera
The Spokesman-Review Newspaper
Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Huckleberries Online

Dennis: Of Mammograms & Doghouse

Dennis: I remember the first time my wife had a mammogram. Thankfully all clear. She was complaining about how much the processed hurt. Then the unthinkable happened ... I open my big mouth and told her that “Bee Stings” really don't hurt much. Duck & Cover!!!! Couple of nights on the couch, plenty of flowers and a very sincere apology and a romantic dinner resolved the issue. The lesson learned??? Women don't have much of a sense of humor after a doctors sanctioned titty twister!!! OUCH!!!!!!

CindyH: I'm thinking that Dennis' wife deserves some kind of award :-)

Question (for men): When did you last sleep on the couch for something dumb you said about or too your wife?



Huckleberries Online

D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.