A plate flies off a table set for two as Mason Hill, 8, rides down the hill at the 4th annual furniture races at the Bruce Mound Winter Sports Area near Neillsville, Wis., Saturday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Marshfield News Herald, Dan Young)

• 1. This little guy took second place in the “Just when we thought today’s youths couldn't get any lazier” contest. First place when to the child who rode down on a skid containing a, leather gaming chair, a 42” plasma, a generator, a PS2 video game console and a giant bowl of Cheetos -- Poolman.
• 2. Mason Hill of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saint's Spokane East Stake Center's “Donner Party Reenactment and Interpretive Freestyle Event” rides down Mt. Spokane this past weekend with his clever interpretation and retelling of hungry pioneers sliding down the mountain pass into the Salt Lake Valley.
• 3. “and the dish skiied away with the spoon…” -- Steve Sibulsky.
• HM: Steve Sibulsky