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AM Scanner Traffic — 6.11.09

Posted by DFO

June 11, 2009 10:24 a.m. • 9 comments

11:52 a.m. R/P reports 2 rude males are selling degreaser door-to-door @ Stinson Loop & Wyoming, near county airport.
11:44 a.m. 30ish male suffering seizure @ Bob’s 21 Club @ 212 Seltice Way.
10:34 a.m. Woman in Honda Accord @ Fairway & Golf Course Road reports man in silver truck w/wood-filled canopy is yelling & trying to ram her.
9:57 a.m. A Lexus has hit a deer on Wilbur/Dalton Garden. Driver not injured.
9:56 a.m. A pregnant 26YO woman is constipated and lightheaded.
9:55 a.m. Don reports that 3 horses showed up @ his place.
9:53 a.m. An apartment manager is concerned that a tenant with a history of alcoholism and diabetes hasn’t been seen for several days.
9:07 a.m. An abandoned U-Haul trailer at Mr. Tire was reported stolen in Arizona.
8:55 a.m. ISP trooper reports vehicle transporter is speeding at more than 90 miles per hour @ Spokane Street/PF, headed toward Washington.
8:40 a.m. A 60ish cancer victim is unconscious in a driveway on Mt. Carroll/Dalton Gardens.

Nine comments on this post so far. Add yours!

JeanieSpokane on June 11 at 11:02 a.m.
Are the horses that showed up at Don’s place the ones missing in yesterday’s scanner report? First it was goats, now it’s horses.
Liz on June 11 at 12:16 p.m.
OMG…no coffee yet, I thought 11:52 said two NUDE males…it was two RUDE males…
Got it…
Cindy_H on June 11 at 12:59 p.m.
LOL, Liz. I read nude too.
I was going to comment that nothing that exciting happens in my north Spokane neighborhood. But, rude males? We got them.
Cabbage Boy on June 11 at 1:18 p.m.
“A pregnant 26YO woman is constipated and lightheaded.”

Isn’t that the norm?
Liz on June 11 at 4:06 p.m.
and constipated, lightheaded pregnant women need to call the police because????……
JeanieSpokane on June 11 at 4:11 p.m.
Yeah, Liz. I’d be totally mortified. I might call my mother - but she’d laugh her head off. Take some fiber and go lay down.
Cindy_H on June 11 at 4:11 p.m.
Well. Perhaps it was her husband who called. At certain times in every women’s pregnancy she gets a homicidal gleam in her eye and looks at her partner and says, “How could you do this to me?”
spokelooneh on June 11 at 9:58 p.m.
“Cindy H on June 11 at 12:59 p.m.

LOL, Liz. I read nude too.”

Scamp.
Liz on June 11 at 11:42 p.m.
ROFLMAO!!!

My husband had an aunt who screamed at her husband that “you are never touching me again” whilst in the midst of labor…

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