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20YO Dopehead Smokes Cat

Posted by DFO

March 6, 2009 1:57 p.m. • 17 comments

A homemade bong, consisting of a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped plexiglas box, is seen in this handout photo provided by the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Dept. Deputies responding Sunday to a domestic disturbance call at a Lincoln, Neb., area residence, cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty after catching him smoking marijuana from the contraption that had Shadow, a six-month-old female cat, stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base. The man told deputies the cat had been acting hyper and that he was trying to calm her down. (AP Photo/Lancaster County Sheriff Dept.)

17 comments on this post so far. Add yours!

BrandonHansen on March 06 at 2:10 p.m.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At least it wasn’t Michael Phelps

Brandon Hansen
Just South of North
www.justsouthofnorth.com
Joker on March 06 at 2:23 p.m.
This explains why Garfield loves Lasanga so much!
Bent on March 06 at 2:30 p.m.
I could use a stint in that tupperware chamber right about now….it’s been one of those weeks.
Aliasjax on March 06 at 2:34 p.m.
Dude…where’s my cat?
Bent on March 06 at 2:58 p.m.
Aliasjax, I just noticed the dude smoking something in your avatar…Has that always been there? Is it subliminal…
Kibby on March 06 at 3:00 p.m.
What an idiot !
Joker on March 06 at 3:04 p.m.
I can imagine these guys sitting around talking about cats:

Pothead 1: Dude, what’s up with your cat, he’s like looking at me funny.”

Pothead 2: I dunno man. That cat is crazy. I thiink he wants to kill me or something.

Pothead 1: You know the Egyptians held cats in high regard. They thought they were mystical creatures. I think they know how to travel through space and time.”

Pothead 2: My cousin Jimmy had a cat, and he swore it would talk to him when he got high.

Pothead 1: No waaaay.

Pothead 2: Giggling.

Pothead 1: What if we got that cat high. I bet it would talk, maybe even tell us how to go back in time.

Pothead 2: You can’t get a cat high.

Pothead 1: Why not, What if we make a kitty bong?”

Pothead 2: Awesome idea. Go for it.
OrangeTV on March 06 at 6:43 p.m.
I’ve never seen a such a tragically ghetto contraption as that. My kitty bong is so much nicer, made of sturdy blue opaque resin with a stainless steel bowl and a clear, extendable tube with custom mouthpiece, bought on clearance at Target last year for 12.99. Doesn’t everyone have one of these around?

Only thing is, I can’t ever seem to keep enough Fancy Feast in the dish to satiate my Mabel and Kittyface and they keep insisting I put on their DVD of “Babe: Pig in the City” - a classic film indeed but after eight times in a row I’m starting to get sick of it.

Just kidding, I’m a clean teen. What’s a bong?
Bent on March 06 at 11:22 p.m.
Joker… can’t.. quit… laughing…

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