Utah State fan Bill Sproat, (without shirt on) tries to to distract San Jose State guard Robert Owens as he shoots a free throw during during an NCAA college basketball game Saturday in Logan, Utah. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Herald Journal, Eli Lucero)
Top Cutlines:
1. DanG is shown at a recent CDA city council meeting trying to distract Councilman MikeK into thinking there is a party at some place called Tummi Yummies. (Sources close to DanG later commented that “party” should have read “coffee”)
2. (tie) Poolman here. And: As the Foam Fingers move down the index of popularity, the Foam Belly gains in stature — Cabbage Boy.
3. Utah basketball fan Bruce Sproat proves he isn’t shy about exposing his gut reaction for all to see — Escapee.
HM: Sisyphus & John Austin
Charlie on March 09 at 8:41 a.m.
Bill Sproat says, “Thin may be in, but fats were it’s at.”
Cabbage Boy on March 09 at 9:55 a.m.
As the Foam Fingers move down the index of popularity, the Foam Belly gains in stature.
Charlie on March 09 at 9:56 a.m.
Save a whale, harpoon a fat guy!
Digger on March 09 at 11:06 a.m.
DanG is shown at a recent CDA city council meeting trying to distract Councilman MikeK into thinking there is a party at some place called Tummi Yummies. (Sources close to DanG later commented that “party” should have read “coffee”)
JohnA on March 09 at 11:49 a.m.
Bill Sproat could eat to bloat.
His wife could eat all lean.
And so between them both, you see,
Bill licked their platters clean!
JeanieSpokane on March 09 at 11:51 a.m.
News alert: There will be NO party at Tummi Yummies because **someone** (Bill Sproat, rhymes with bloat) ate all the food before the game even started.
Dennis on March 09 at 12:03 p.m.
After attempting the free throw, Robert Owens ran from the floor, hands cup over his face screaming “MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!”.
poolman on March 09 at 12:58 p.m.
School officials denied reports that Bill Sproat was recently released from the Utah St cheerleading squad because of his sudden weight gain. Chancellor Barbara Jenkins was quoted in the Logan Herald this morning. “Bill’s release from the squad was purely for academic reasons…she went on to say…the fact that his large girthy mid-section kept causing the girls to fall while performing aerial stunts had nothing to do with his release, nor did his body paint fetish, nor was it for a lack of school spirit, clearly…”
hhuseland on March 09 at 1:24 p.m.
Robert learns that sometimes even a foul shot isn’t free.
Sisyphus on March 09 at 1:34 p.m.
Sproat’s girlfriend, seen over his left shoulder, grins after successfully dropping ice down his shorts. When asked later about the event she responded, “just say no to crack.”
Escapee on March 09 at 3:08 p.m.
Utah basketball fan Bruce Sproat proves he isn’t shy about exposing his gut reaction for all to see.
JohnA on March 09 at 4:30 p.m.
Congrats, Digger, but actually I saw DanG recently and he appears to have lost a lot of weight. He must be getting in shape for that tough city council race this fall. :)
Stickman on March 09 at 8:18 p.m.
If anyone runs against the one known as Mike, I feel for them. He has the heart of a lion and speaks his mind, even on this blog, which is mighty brave. I have a hard time speaking my peace at times, and I am a hermit. Thanks Mike, for all you do and say.