According to Bayview Herb, winter doldrums are fueling the wild speculation re: the fire that heavily damaged Boileau's Patio over the weekend here.

Can't Get No Satisfaction: my lips are too small, my nose is too big ... my breasts are too small. my chest isn't bulgy enough. my eyes are droopy ... my hair is the wrong color ... We have been there from time to time, with one of these ... yet I got to ask, why aren't we satisfied with what God. has given us. It takes a while sometimes, like the hair. God gave me auburn. Looking more brown in the winter and red tones and almost blonde tones in the summer. Yet, I changed it to lighter, or darker. but now it is in its natural stage of 3 shades of grey and white. I have silver, white, light grey, dark grey, and a tad of brown/grey./Cis, Simple Mind. More here.

• Miscreants celebrate departures of Morlin, Steele, Webster/Still A Newspaperman
• Beer blow off/Bent's Beer Garden
• Who ya gonna trust?/Community Comment
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Question: What would you change about yourself if you could change one thing?

• Look out. Muppets/PDX Pup
• Haiku for Heads or Tails/Tumblewords
• AIG execs: Are they going to change/Atmospheric Ruminations
• But will you respect me in the morning/Dogwalk Musings
• Not amused/Live, Love, Laugh, Hope
• The critters corner/Nuts & Nonsense