Memphis’ Chance McGrady, left, and Roburt Sallie sit dejectedly in the locker room after their team’s loss to Missouri in a men’s NCAA college basketball tournament regional semifinal in Glendale, Ariz., Thursday. Missouri won 102-91. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Chris Carlson)
Howard_Martinson on March 27 at 4:27 a.m.
Top NASA rocket scientists have discovered the reason for Memphis falling to Missouri. Their regular shorts missed the plane to Arizona, so they had to wear these skimpy little replacement shorts from Wal*Mart. The tight shorts constricted the blood flow to their nether regions and were directly responsible for their loss.
Cabbage Boy on March 27 at 10:46 a.m.
Sallie was heard muttering under the towel, “I knew I should have played defense, I just knew it.”
toadman on March 27 at 12:05 p.m.
Hey man, it’s just a game.