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PMS Mobile Unit

Posted by Cindy

May 29, 2009 9:57 a.m. • 13 comments

That’s what the sign on the back of the white Dodge Ram pickup said. “PMS Mobile Unit: I Fix It,” and a phone number. I followed the truck east on 29th until he cut me off, and made a sharp right turn. Which ticked me off. Now I don’t have the number and I’ll never know how the fellow in the baseball cap fixes PMS.
I suspect chocolate may have something to do with it.

What do you think?

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JeanieSpokane on May 29 at 8:25 a.m.
A guy in a Dodge Ram wearing a baseball cap and he fixes PMS right at your doorstep. Wow. I don’t know about you, but I would worry about early onset of menopause and hot flashes, especially if he were a stud muffin. I’m sorry you lost him. I’d like to know how he fixes PMS.
Gato on May 29 at 8:33 a.m.
Did the pickup have a gun rack?
JeanieSpokane on May 29 at 8:42 a.m.
LOL! O, yeah, that’s the fix: give a woman with PMS a loaded gun.
Cindy_H on May 29 at 8:58 a.m.
LOL Gato. No gun rack. No tool box. No coolers. I love to know the tools of his trade.
lew2nl on May 29 at 9:12 a.m.
I don’t think Gato meant to give the woman with PMS the loaded gun. Self defense?
Dennis on May 29 at 9:13 a.m.
Cindy H on May 29 at 8:58 a.m.

<< I love to know the tools of his trade.>>

Maybe a dart gun and a “Strong” sedative???

:-)
marmitetoasty on May 29 at 9:39 a.m.
JUST GIVE ME THE BLOODY CAKE NOWWWWWW..

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Stickman on May 29 at 4:12 p.m.
I’m with Marmite, that cake sure looks good.
Escapee on May 29 at 8:04 p.m.
Cindy, don’t go around following strangers like that or you may find out more than you want to know. Instead, try a fruit-smoothie from Jack In The Box. Their latest commercial is great, and features a demure forty-ish woman who is just a Little Bit Scary. The coolness of the smoothie (allegedly) keeps her from going “street-rat-crazy”.

So unless this PMD-fixer sports a huge round head and a little yellow cap…you may wanna re-think this deal…
Escapee on May 29 at 8:06 p.m.
PMS, that is. I got the abbreviation confused with WMD’s. Although PMS could maybe be thot of in the same category?
Liz on May 30 at 1:07 a.m.
you shoulda got a picture.
That would be great over on “funny signs”
Charlie on May 30 at 7:55 a.m.
Hmm triple chocolate cake with chocolate covered cherries on top, cures what ails you!
BayviewBob on May 30 at 9:14 a.m.
Hmm

PMS and guns - For those times when women feel the need to go street rat crazy.

http://www.pmsfirearms.com/aboutus.htm