Two male fiddler crabs fight on a beach on Inhaca Island, Mozambique. Researchers from The Australian National University in Canberra found that male fiddler crabs will happily defend a female neighbor against intruders, partly because the females will dole out sex in return, according to the Australian study published today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Australian National University, Tanya Detto)
Top Cutlines:
- 1. While unable to find a coin to flip to break the tie, the two candidates for crab mayor continue to be frustrated in solving the problem with a match of “rock-paper-scissors” — OfCoffee.
- 2. Fiddler macho male crabs can’t wait to fiddle around with the female fiddler — JeanieS.
- 3. Two Council challengers are in a crabby mood after they realize they have to wait two long years to again fiddle around with the city’s business — JohnA.
- HM: Pecky Cox
JohnA on November 04 at 9:41 a.m.
Two Council challengers are in a crabby mood after they realize they have to wait two long years to again fiddle around with the city's business.
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lew2nl on November 04 at 9:50 a.m.
This is more fun than waiting for a recount.
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BayviewBob on November 04 at 9:51 a.m.
The Dreaded Dead Fish Handshake
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Herb Huseland on November 04 at 9:53 a.m.
Obama fiddles around while losses mount in Afghanistan.
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JeanieS on November 04 at 9:58 a.m.
Fiddler macho male crabs can't wait to fiddle around with the female fiddler.
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nic on November 04 at 10:16 a.m.
It wasn't me. It was the one armed man.
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Charlie on November 04 at 10:50 a.m.
Corzine and Deeds vie for the worst run campaigns.
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OfCoffee on November 04 at 1:17 p.m.
While unable to find a coin to flip to break the tie, the two candidates for crab mayor continue to be frustrated in solving the problem with a match of “rock-paper-scissors.”
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Pecky Cox on November 04 at 4:46 p.m.
Cocktail Hour!
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Escapee on November 04 at 4:58 p.m.
“Go ahead! Snap off my claw if you want to! It'll just grow back!”
No…that's no good? Then how about…
“It would be much easier to gight this guy if I didn't have to walk SIDEWAYS all the time.”
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Escapee on November 04 at 4:59 p.m.
…fight…
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spokelooneh on November 04 at 5:10 p.m.
The first rule about Fight Club…
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