Fasten your seatbelts, Berry Pickers, we're now officially two weeks away from Election Day. That should mean fun for those of us on the sidelines. And more agony for the bruised and battered few in the ring, especially if they're surrounded by individuals who don't necessarily help their cause. Dunno where the yucks will come from today. But I always expect some. So you'll have to stay tuned throughout the day. As always. Now, for your Wild Card ...