Halloween costume ideas:

*Dress as Mary Souza in her Margaritaville party gear, complete with silly hat and sunglasses.

*Bedazzled Liz Claiborne animal print power jacket + upswept frosted hair + chunky bling = instant Mayor Sandi.

*Bleach your hair until it's fried, wear a hot pink tube top and a pair of cutoffs so short, the pockets (and possibly body parts) hang out the bottom. Accessorize with a pack of Ligget Menthols, a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of Blue Hawaiian Boone's farm. It's Smelterville Britney!

*Swipe a uniform from one of the Resort valets (preferably while he's still in it). Tan polyester knickers and argyle knee socks. Hot.

*Easy last minute costume idea: Cd'A's infamous Thong Man

Add your own HBO-themed costume ideas here.