You have been called a CAVEr by someone else in an online discussion.
You avoid the Kroc Center out of fear that little kids are peeing in the pool.
You consider carrying a tape recorder in your purse on the off chance you may encounter a local elected official.
When you hear the term “all the pretty people,” you know this doesn't include you.
You couldn't possibly vote for any candidate with the last name Kennedy for any position at any time because you are certain that ALL Kennedys are related and known flaming liberal Democraps that are foaming at the mouth.
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.
