Models wear creations by Mexican designer Alexia Ulibarri at the Dfashion show in Mexico City, Wednesday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Claudio Cruz)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. The unfortunate truth: “Hair today blonde tomorrow” -- JohnA.
• 2. Recently transmitted photos obtained from an exploratory probe seeking the origins of mankind in the universe provide a stunning look at what appears to be the final stages of blonde-splitting. These photos confirm what many scientists have long believed: that the strong similarity between blondes is not coincidental, but rather due to a very fundamental biological connection between them -- Charles Dixon.
• 3. Dr. Vidal suffered a setback in his initial trials on his brain transference device until he tried using it on subjects who were not blond -- Sisyphus.
• HM: Steve Sibulsky