Tiger Woods looks for his ball under a tree on the 14th hole during the first round of the Quail Hollow Championship golf tournament at Quail Hollow Club in Charlotte, N.C., this morning. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Gerry Broome)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Frustrated, Tiger wishes he would have just followed his old mans advice, “Focus only on golf and screw everything else” -- KeithinCDA.
• 2. Tiger searches for lost IHOP napkin he had written a phone number on -- Gary D. Rhodes.
• 3. “I could have sworn I left my dignity around here somewhere” -- Token.
• HM: JohnA