How drunk do you have to be to deny to police that you have a pitcher of beer while you're still holding it. Here's another of my favorites from the latest Downtown Coeur d'Alene Bar Report: "Officers cited a 34 year old male for open container after catching him walking down the street with a pitcher of beer in his hand. At first the suspect denied having the pitcher, and then would not say what bar the pitcher was from, but when the officer gave him the ticket he told the officer he was “not the person who walked out of the Torch with a pitcher.” Full report here (the 4 females who set fire to a napkin at the Torch is pretty good, too).

Question: What is the dumbest thing you've seen a drunk do?